GRUMPY LITTLE TROLL

GRUMPY LITTLE TROLL… dere dere… our very own SNOBBISH MORON get’s a new name ;-) so my girl this one is on your behalf… and my dear GRUMPY… this one is custom made for you :P

Now what to say, I wonder how I manage to give you a new name every other day… but for your information your new name is ‘GRUMPY little TROLL’ these days, why?? Because you are so Grumpy my friend “ friend** ahhh… I know we are not friends practically but you only said,  you are everyone’s friend ;-)… but practically too,  soon we will be frnds… ;-)”and also ’cause after seeing you I remember that ‘grumpy old troll’ who lived under the bridge in DORA THE EXPLORER… :-D XD but the only dilemma is that you are everything that, that GRUMPY from Dora was… but it’s just that you are too young to be called ‘old’ yet :/…hehehehe what to do? I do… watch a lot of cartoon… my friend and trust me, I… really am enjoying this nomenclature of yours… I wish I could call you in public with these names, but then you’ll kill me for sure… as it is you give me… ‘Please anyone but me’ looks all day long… it amuses me, how you never get fagged of this look…o_O it’s like the look is ScuLpteD on your face :-/ … and the look is quite stable just like “Binani cement… sadiyo ke liye  :-P” but trust me, if you go on with this look forever then “sach me… binani cement wale tumhe apne brand ambassador bana kar  hi chodenge…lolz” so be careful eh! o_O

I know what goes in your mind every time you see me… you look at the sky and say “seriously god, i know it’s hard to face the fact… but this one… is seriously a mistake of yours…lolz :D” but I know you are just jealous of me just like every other person on this planet ‘cause your reality is different from mine… it’s crazy to be like me…AND I know I’m awsm… THANK YOU ;-) “hehehe aab mai itni b khas nai hu… :-P” why on this earth, am I talking about myself… because this is about YOU… my dear, Grumpy, tadaaa!! See I never forget to forget about you eh! lolz … awwwohhhh :D you have no damn idea how much I love this nAME…(suspire :-) ) :-D and I wonder how you’ll react after hearing this… (sigh..)  picturesque moment :D you and your disgusted look… killer (ek dum katil… meri jaan!!) :D

I’ve been thinking ‘don’t be surprised… sometimes even I do think :-/’, so I’ve been thinking but till day and I have not been able to get it, what actually is your problem… yaar!! … Is it that you think, you are the king and you are not happy because people are not bowing in front of you when you pass by… saying “jahapana… maharajadiraj ki jai ho!! ” :-/ gosh wake up dude!  It’s 21^st century and you are just a normal guy… the only person for whom you’ll be a prince is gonna be your MommY, my dear… and aunty (your mommy) must have already told you that…awwwoh!! how adorable it makes you to me… sometimes I feel like pulling your cheeks…eep! But what to do my friend it’s not legal in society… lolz :-)  :-P 

I know you wanna shout out to the world that “please someone SAVE ME… this GIRL is AFTER MY LIFE” :D and it’s quite true ‘cause I leave no chance to trouble you, but you have to admit that my troubles are Adorable…Yes. AdOraBle. that too with a capital ‘A’… but I always try to make you smile and you have to admit… you too smile, just a little. Less. Than. You. get irritated with it, but the problem is, I can’t keep away from my deviltry … and I know, I do perturb you a lot… like sometimes when I pass comment on you in college corridor or when we are going in the class or by getting angry at you for some random reason; or confusing you with some of my stupid question or saying something to you when I am least expected to say anything at all… :-/,  but what to do Grumpy “ tum ho hi itne KHAS…” Yes you are very special to me ‘cause no one but you fits perfect in my story, and above all I know, only you are smart enough to laugh on my witty sarcastic jokes, and only you can get me so Restless And Irritated And Angry all at once. Please do not mind if I don’t talk to you nicely, but not to forget Grumpy even you have never been nice to me… “mind it eh!”, so it’s quite equal there, it’s more like tit for tat story; you smile to me I smile back at you, you are rude to me… even I am rude to you ;-) but after everything I have to say you are VERY DEAR TO ME… aise hi thodi na you stand out of the stupid crowd, and I found out, that you are eligible to my friend… awwwoh!! I know you must be frowning looking at the screen but smiling inside ‘cause even you know it’s true. 

You know what Grumpy, I have like thousand questions that I wanna ask you but whenever I try, either you piss me off or simply deny to even hear them out :-/... I know I might be the only one who might have asked you why are you so GRUMPY? Or if you were born grumpy or you eventually became like that… lolz :D I know and I really enjoy the way I piss you off… ;-) and I should admit I always mock you when I am with my friends but I know you’ll not mind it ‘cause you only said you are everyone’s friend’…right eh!! rofl XD 

Jokes apart, Let’s get it straight for you, if you think I love you then wake up boy… it’s a NO LOVE ZONE didn’t you noticed? It’s written that I don’t even have a heart, so the problem itself gets sorted. Everytime I look at you all I want… are answers for my hungry mind, every time I try to make up to you I just want to listen to what’s it, that you are hiding inside? It’s all so enticing to me, why you always try to escape the spotlight and get smudged in the crowd? but dear Grumpy, I guess no one ever told you before, smudging is not meant for you my boy; that handsome grumpy face of yours and those amazingly beautiful hazel eyes, deep enough to drown any soul into pale muddy depth of a strange profuse sadness, it’s more like “teri jheel si ankho me, mai har baar doob jaati hu, par marne ka mujhe darr nai, kyunki mai swimming janti hu…lolz :P  ”… honestly even I don’t remember how many times I got lost in them. I don’t know if I am right, but I feel that you have a story, that you don’t wanna share and it’s kinda true, you don’t trust anyone too and you have built some walls of grumpiness around yourself, that makes people to keep their distance; but I don’t know your aura seems to attract mine and I somehow I manage to pierce through that thick line. I don’t know why you hardly smile, I don’t know, if you are aware that you have a beautiful smile, smile… just like of a kid… little pixillated, a lot relaxed, full of mischief and innocence… I have no idea about others, but every time I see you smile, a little smile grows on my face too. Strange but I have to say it’s true. Eep! What to do? :-P. So last and certainly not the least, because I’m not writing a book here… you see duhh!! So lastly, I’ve even seen you are nice to everyone but me, god knows what problem you have with me; but if you think I stole your GI JOE action figure when we were kids, trust me Grumpy, ‘mai toh bachpan me tumhe jaanti bi nai thi’ I really never knew you when I was kid… :-/ so get over the thought, because even as a kid I had more important things to do than stealing some grumpy kids’ GI JOE “haa ni toh!! :-/” lolz :-D So the next time when you see me, please do smile a little smile for me :-)

So this is all I had to say. Now my dear ‘Grumpy little troll’ you are adorable and cute but, no matter how much you try, you’ll never be able to get rid of me… sweetie pie… and for now… Bye Bye… :-D ;-) XD :P 3:) 







( this piece of work is hilarious outcome of my weird imagination... "Kisi bhi baat ka kisi bhi vayakti vishesh se koi sambandh nai hai... kisi bhi baat ka vastvikta se sambandh mahez ek sanjog hoga..."  mind it eh!! lolz :D) )